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Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Lowering Gas Prices
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Jul 11, 2022
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Trump Denies Ever Knowing Ketchup
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Jul 5, 2022
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Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant Them Rights as People
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Jun 29, 2022
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Trump Claims Ketchup Would Never Have Hit Wall if Giuliani Had Not Ducked
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Jun 28, 2022
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John Eastman Considering Applying to Law School
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Jun 20, 2022
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Eric Trump Asks Dad Whether He Can Have Ivanka’s Room Now
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Jun 13, 2022
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Biden and Zelensky Reach Agreement to Send Americans’ Four Hundred Million Guns to Ukraine
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Jun 6, 2022
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Shaken Greg Abbott Describes Moment of Terror When Beto O’Rourke Talked to Him
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May 27, 2022
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Nation’s Doctors Praying for Dr. Oz to Win and Quit Medicine
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May 19, 2022
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Twitter in Chaos After the Elon Musk Who Offered to Buy It Turns Out to Be a Bot
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May 16, 2022
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Musk Sells Twitter After It Fails to Make Him Interesting
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May 11, 2022
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Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week
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May 5, 2022
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Susan Collins Shocked That Brett Kavanaugh Would Ever Lie to a Woman
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May 4, 2022
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Musk Deletes Every Twitter Account but His
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Apr 28, 2022
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DeSantis Warns That Math Makes Children Gay
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Apr 18, 2022
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Jackson Refuses Kavanaugh’s Invitation to Beer-Pong Initiation Ritual
By Andy Borowitz April 8, 2022 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Brett Kavanaugh is “upset” that the newly confirmed Justice of the ...
Apr 8, 2022
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Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words
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Apr 7, 2022
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Fauci Testifies That Legalizing Marijuana Would Help People Who Have to Listen to Ted Cruz Talk
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Apr 4, 2022
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Senate Republicans Punish Susan Collins by Making Her Sit Next to Rand Paul
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Apr 1, 2022
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