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Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist
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Oct 17, 2022
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Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones’s Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying
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Oct 13, 2022
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Herschel Walker Accused of Aborting Thousands of Potentially Complete Sentences
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Oct 10, 2022
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Biden Releases Marijuana Offenders from Prison to Make Room for Trump Administration
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Oct 6, 2022
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Ketanji Brown Jackson Bravely Infiltrates Shadowy Alt-Right Group
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Oct 3, 2022
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Melania Wishes She Could Get Divorced Just by Thinking About It
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Sep 27, 2022
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Benedict Arnold Wishes He Had Had Special Master
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Sep 19, 2022
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F.B.I. Believes MyPillow Guy Committed Crimes Beyond Selling Shitty Pillows
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Sep 15, 2022
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Putin Says He Is Losing War in Ukraine Because F.B.I. Seized Stuff He Needed
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Sep 12, 2022
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Lindsey Graham Warns Biden’s Pro-Democracy Rhetoric Could Lead to Voting in the Streets
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Sep 6, 2022
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Dr. Oz Claims That Eating Classified Documents Was Essential to Trump’s Healthy Diet
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Aug 29, 2022
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Trump Enraged After Drunken Giuliani Calls Wyoming Vote Rigged and Demands Recount
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Aug 22, 2022
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Trump Dismisses Fears That He’d Build Nukes: “I Couldn’t Even Build a Wall”
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Aug 15, 2022
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Justice Department Urges Trump to Hire Alex Jones’ Lawyers
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Aug 7, 2022
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Kansas Republicans Face Dark Future in State Where Women Have Rights
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Aug 3, 2022
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Mitch McConnell Expels Joe Manchin from Republican Party
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Aug 1, 2022
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Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist
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Jul 25, 2022
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Bannon’s Lawyers Argue That Imprisoning Him Would Be Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Other Prisoner
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Jul 25, 2022
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Webb Telescope of Making New Galaxies Available to Jewish Lasers
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Jul 18, 2022
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Steve Bannon Claims He Spent January 6th Washing His Hair
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Jul 12, 2022
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