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Chinese Spy Balloon Finds No Information at Fox News
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Mar 13, 2023
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DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York
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Mar 6, 2023
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George Santos Quickly Removes Job at Wuhan Lab from Résumé
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Feb 27, 2023
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Tucker Carlson Fears That Leaked Texts of Him Telling Truth Will Kill His Brand
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Feb 20, 2023
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Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for UFOs but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather
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Feb 13, 2023
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Elon Musk Seething with Envy Over Attention Balloon Is Getting
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Feb 6, 2023
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Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be President
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Jan 30, 2023
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Giuliani Praises George Santos: “The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars”
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Jan 23, 2023
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Kevin McCarthy Celebrates One Week of Being Barely Tolerated by Colleagues
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Jan 16, 2023
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McCarthy Asks Whatever Joker Hid His Gavel to Give It Back
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Jan 9, 2023
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Kari Lake Flips Out at 7-Eleven After Buying Losing Lottery Ticket
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Jan 2, 2023
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Elon Musk Named Most Exhausting Person of 2022
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Dec 19, 2022
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Declaration of Independence Found in Trump Storage Unit
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Dec 12, 2022
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Trump Calls for Termination of Constitution Except Fifth Amendment
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Dec 5, 2022
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Trump Says He Did Not Know Identity of Dinner Guest, Owing to White Hood
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Nov 29, 2022
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Kari Lake Storms Out of Thanksgiving After Losing Battle for Wishbone
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Nov 28, 2022
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Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment
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Nov 21, 2022
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Trump Claims Melania Supported Oz Because She Is Attracted to Men Who Are Unfit to Govern
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Nov 10, 2022
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Elon Musk Begs Bots Not to Quit Twitter
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Oct 31, 2022
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Americans Seething with Envy of U.K. After Malignant Narcissist Opts Not to Run Again
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Oct 24, 2022
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